Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are turtles so shy?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?