What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
When do cows get tired?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?