What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Who are Frosty's parents?