Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do little fish love to play with?
Where do termites go camping?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?