Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
A porcupine.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call stolen cheese?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do birds threaten one another?