Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the frog starve?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do bears keep cool?
Why is summer always sad?