Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?