What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How did the tree get lost?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?