What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do you talk to a giant?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the cat so small?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are stones so good at music?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?