Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How did the toad die?
Where do books sleep?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the richest basketball team?