How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?