Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What table can you never sit at?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call a handsome runner?