What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?