Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What does a panda ghost say?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the barber win the race?