Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
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What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What day is your mom always right?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?