Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Because he heard they were going to lift God's name on high
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do cats love to work?