What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are English teachers so smart?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do pigs learn magic?
Do dads always snore?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's the scariest letter?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?