Why did the wizard ace his math test?
It was on magic squares.
What do naked fish play with?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What school subject really rocks?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Did you know about April 1st?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?