Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?