Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
He picked 7 up instead.
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How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
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What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call an animal pop star?