Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What animals make the best students?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's the king of all school supplies?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why are all priests fit?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?