Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do elves learn in school?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do termites go camping?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?