What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What farm animal is best at karate?