How do birds threaten one another?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which animal will never go bald?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?