Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?