Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
