What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What shape is bad at driving?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do cows go to New York?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?