What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How do fireflies start a race?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What was the first animal in space?