Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do horses reside?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which state is the cleanest?
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Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the mime upset?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?