Why did the goal post get angry?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?