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What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?