Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do bees chew?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?