What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Where does laundry go to college?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the loudest sport?
Which state is the cleanest?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?