What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why can you never find the number nine?