When do cows get tired?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How long do chickens work?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do bees say in the summer?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which singer could always break a five?