Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What game do bats excel at?