What did the paper say to the pencil?
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What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why are trees always so positive?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the horse so happy?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do you make a walnut laugh?