What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a short cow?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?