What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?