What's a tornado's favorite game?
Twister.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why did the elk have great hair?