Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What fairy loves to count?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What condiment has wings?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What is another name for a cow?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the Dorito say to his son?