What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's good for both poker and theater?