What do painters do when they make a mistake?
They go back to the drawing board.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?