Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?