Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What fairy loves to count?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?