What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?