Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Shoutout to my grandma!
It's Crowded!
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?