What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Which founding father loves to sing?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?