What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How does a squid go into battle?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
How many insurance policies do cats need?