Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?