What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?