Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do jokesters study in college?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?