What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are stones so good at music?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?