What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?