Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Because Donald ducked.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
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What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do fish use for glasses?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?