What animal likes to party the most?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the biggest moth in the world?