Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
