How does a pizza introduce itself?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Do dads always snore?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do fish do at parades?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do cats always get what they want?