Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What are baby potatoes called?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What school subject really rocks?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?