Why did the computer run out of money?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?