Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What school subject really rocks?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?