Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters!
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can you never find the number nine?