What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
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Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?