What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can you never find the number nine?