Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?